I'm glad I was born a guy, despite the shorter life. Males have defective DNA which results in a reduced lifespan relative to our female counterparts. Perhaps this is also what causes us guys to do ridiculous, futile and dangerous things like:keg stands root for the Chicago Cubs laugh hysterically at farts watch Jim Carrey films enjoy monster trucks play with … [Read more...] about Thursday Rant: Of Marshmallows and Men