My main goal* was to build an investment and cash portfolio of $1,120,000* in 1500 days**, starting from 1/1/2013 and ending in February of 2017. I made my goal in 2016, my 1500 Days are over, and I’ve left my job. In the interest of openness, I’ll continue to share my numbers.
At a very high level, my investing goal is this:
I want to have the most money over the long term. I’ll readily give up short-term gains for bigger profits, even if I have to wait a long time.
Furthermore:
The core of my strategy is index funds which I expect to return 7-8% over the course of my life. I’m not interested in investing in anything else unless I’m reasonably confident that it will earn more than 8% and it’s mostly passive.
It’s very difficult to find investments that I like more than index funds. VTSAX is dead simple and effective. Along with Cheetos, Chicago deep-dish pizza, and watching the sunset over the Pacific, it’s one of the few no-brainers in life!

However, I don’t always buy index funds…
Trailer Park Profits
We invested $170,000 in a trailer park way back in January of 2018. The property had been neglected and some of the tenants were suboptimal. Both circumstances were fine with Mrs. 1500 and me as long as the park pays out over the long term. Also, we have no role in the day-to-day management of the property, so we wouldn’t have to deal with any of the operations.
But we knew it would be a long time until we got paid. The park had lots of empty pads. Some of the existing trailers were so far gone, the only option was to demolish them. One tenant hadn’t paid rent in 7 years. All money initially earned would be put right back into the park.
Last week, after 18 months of ownership, we received our first payment of $5831.85. This payment was for the first quarter of 2019. If payments continue, we’d earn about $24,000 this year. Not a bad return. But, we’re just getting started.
We’re in the process of filling the park with trailers and selling them off. As we complete this process, our returns will climb. The eventual goal is to own none of the homes and just collect lot rent. At that time, our income will probably be lower, but the management will be much easier.
I’m happy with what we’ve done. We’ve fixed up the property and kicked out the riff-raff. We’re providing a safe, affordable place to live and making money at the same time. No complaints.
June Spending: $5,508.95
We blew $5,508.95 in June. Summers tend to be bigger months with more travel and kid activities. After our mortgage payment of $1,238.49, our three biggest expenses were:
Miscellaneous home crap ($927.98): We may sell our home soon, so we’ve been spending money on paint, furnishings, and landscaping. We’re almost done.

Groceries ($871.38): Food! This is one expense I don’t think much about. We don’t shop at Whole Foods, but we don’t shop from the $.10 bin either. We also entertain others often which is important to us and makes us happy.
Auto insurance ($414.88): The toy car accounts for half of the cost of our insurance. We pay this bill twice a year, so we spend $830 annually.
2019 Spending
We spent $29,198.80 in the first half of the year. Oof! Big number, but the second half of the year should be better:
- Our mortgage ($8,185.46) was the biggest expense. This will go down in the second half of the year because I just switched home insurance providers and cut our costs by more than half.
- We’re done paying for braces for Younger Daughter ($216/month).
- Also, we’re mostly done with the work on our home.
Despite our spendy ways, I’m not concerned. We over-saved and still have income. However, no matter how much money you have, it’s important to spend mindfully.
Most Fun Expense
Travel! I flew out to Yosemite to hike with friends:


I also attended UK Chautauqua:


Both trips were pretty great, but it feels good to just be enjoying daily life in good old Longmont. Never forget to enjoy life wherever you’re at.
June Performance Update
I have no idea how much money we started the month with because I forgot to record my net worth at the end of May. Whoops! However, we ended June with a net worth of $2,262,170 which was a decrease of $6,427 from May 1st. This was our first down period for 2019.

2019 (as of 6/31/2019)
- Days elapsed: 181
- June gains: -$6,427
- 2019 gains: $197,730 (including 401(k) and HSA contributions**** of $13,067.19)
Since the start (1/1/2013)
- Days elapsed: 2373
- Gains since 1/1/2013: $1,161,127
- Investment portfolio and cash value: $1,747,170
- Net worth (investment portfolio plus home equity, a silly toy car (Acura NSX!), bikes, and dinosaurs): $2,262,170
Portfolio Breakdown
We have a diverse portfolio (full listing here) that includes real estate:
- Mobile home park (elevated home living to the easily offended/politically ultra-correct)
- Coworking space: We own a building/small business in Longmont
- Private loan ($45,000)
- Syndication deals (six totaling $275,000)
And stock market holdings:
- Individual stocks (old thinking)
- Index funds (most money goes here now)
In June, we earned $7,625.36 in income from real estate:
- Trailer park: $5,831.85
- Coworking space: $1,000
- Private loan: $293.51
- Mortgage note: $500.00
2019 income from real estate is $26,488.78. I’m really happy with our returns because they are growing aggressively. The best days are still ahead for the syndication deals, coworking space, and mobile home park. While these investments are about half of my portfolio, they throw off almost enough money for us to live on. As time goes on and the payouts increase, our position will get better and better.
Life is good.

*My goal wasn’t to have $1,120,000 at the end of 1500 days, but at any time before the day count was up. Why? It all goes back to the 4% Rule. Remember that our little friend, Mr. 4%, is nothing more than the most conservative safe withdrawal rate. Since my investment portfolio now sits at $1,550,000, I can spend about $62,000 in my first year of retirement.
**My original goal was $1,000,000 and no debt, I later raised the goal by $120,000 to $1,120,000 because I will have debt in the form of a mortgage and I firmly believe in not paying it off. My compromise was to have enough money put away to cover the mortgage at the time of retirement.
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my in-laws have a place in a kind of snobby town called saratoga springs. everyone is very proud of that. all that being said there are a couple of trailer parks around that you wouldn’t mind living in because the area is so nice in general. i could see myself living in a place like that before i would trade for the nicest house in any number of towns where i wouldn’t want to live. that’s too many to count.
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Yep, I’d live in one too. These things have a stigma, but the ones that remain are getting nicer over time.
Congrats on the all the hard work and investments payoffs. Have you read “Evicted” by Matthew Desmond. IMO, an excellent read and really eye-opening. Some of the persons profiled are trailer parker owners, operators, and residents. It could be worth checking it out of the Longmont Public Library.
I ihave not read it, but have added it to my list. So many books, so little time…
Congrats on the trailer park. The returns look really good now. That’s great. Even better, you don’t have to manage it. That’s the best kind of investment.
Yep. I love when money just shows up in my account that required 0 effort from me.
I have a neighbor who quit his job once his trailer park investments took off. His family couldn’t be happier. Great post with beautiful photos!
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I hiked parts of Yosemite a few years back. Awesome experience with a great small group of people.
Spending “mindfully” and not “blindly” is a key to the equation. Know what you are spending your hard earned money on so if you need to adjust, you know what to adjust!
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I haven’t found a more beautiful place on earth than Yosemite.
Well done Sir!
I am old school and have a stock portfolio with fixed income ETF’s. Portfolio is up 7.92% through June, Dividend income is $11,166. My goal is to have $36K in dividends by 2024 most of which will come from Roth IRA. accounts. Working on paying off the HELOC that I took out to redo our kitchen.
Nice work John!
And hey, I’ll be in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks. Maybe our paths will cross?
Let me know the details. jmassie18@gmail.com. Are you riding across Iowa?
So was some of the budget from your UK trip expenses? I can’t imagine that (even with travel hacking) was particularly cheap- what with all the pub food and beer. Also, for your mortgage expenses, if you’ve already paid off a chunk of it, how about re-amortizing the loan? For me, the fee was $150 no limit, and that reduced our mandatory costs by $600 a month (we will still pay the higher amount for the accelerated pay off).
Yep, UK was some of it.
Regarding our loan, it’s only 3.25% and we hae less than 9 years left. If I could get a lower rate, I may do something, but for now, I’m holding steady.
Spectacular pictures of Yosemite!
I’m jealous of your nice landscaped outdoor space. I don’t have much outdoor space living in an apartment in NYC.
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Glad you had a blast at the UK Chautaqua! I’ll have to attend one of these years, for sure. (Or maybe a trip to Longmont is an easier way to get to see your mug.)
I’m trying hard to enjoy the place we’re at, even in the depths of summer here. I find the longer I’m in this town, the better I like it…even as hot as it gets.
Congrats on the trailer park profit, friend!
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Hey DbF! I hope you come to town soon! Longmont is still pretty hot, but it would feel like the North Pole compared to where you’re at!
Did you watch the John Oliver about trailer park investments? He basically said investors take advantage of the people who live in trailer parks. I imagine you aren’t the evil sort of investor but have you seen it in action in your trailer park investment summits or through whoever you talk to?
I’ve heard about it.
I hate the slumlord mentality for two reasons:
1) If making money is more important than treating other humans right, there is something wrong with you. We have a couple of slumlord homes around us and I can’t stand them. The landlords won’t put a dime into the homes. The bottom line is all that matters.
2) We’ll make more money by treating people right. We didn’t take a dime of income for the first 18 months because we put it all back into the property. We fixed up old units, paid for landscaping, and evicted the troublesome tenants. If our place is nicer, we can charge more money.
Most of the parks in my neck of the wood are alright, but I’ve certainly seen the hellhole ones too.
Right on.
I don’t know how much of the John Oliver was one bad guy they got footage of and how much is a real issue but its good to hear there are a lot of good ones out there.
I also dump a lot of money back into my rentals. Although I am conscious that it’s a rental and not my own house so I will admit its not quite as top-notch as what I would buy for myself.
I kept a tenant for an extra few years (so far) at a reasonable rent by upgrading the hot water heater. They really wanted it and it made them happy (they had lots of kids and ran out of hot water all the time). Those happy tenants were definitely worth it 🙂
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Just keep the zombies out of your trailer park and the profits will continu to roll in: https://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Strategy/Zombie-Trailer-Park.html
Nice job!
I have also moved into Real Estate from just looking at index funds. (Just a SFR)
Could you talk about your Private Loan? Is that as a hard-money lender? How do you get into that and is is worth it?
Yep! Hard money to friends or friends of friends all of whom I’d trust with the life of my first-born. We only charge 8-10% depending on the length of the loan, but it’s close to a sure thing.