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Thursday Rant: Of Marshmallows and Men

July 16, 2015 by Mr. 1500 Days 53 Comments

I'm glad I was born a guy, despite the shorter life. Males have defective DNA which results in a reduced lifespan relative to our female counterparts. Perhaps this is also what causes us guys to do ridiculous, futile and dangerous things like:keg stands root for the Chicago Cubs laugh hysterically at farts watch Jim Carrey films enjoy monster trucks play with … [Read more...] about Thursday Rant: Of Marshmallows and Men

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My goal was to build a portfolio of $1,000,000 by February of 2017; 1500 days from the birth of this blog (January 1, 2013). And hey look, I’ve since retired!

Investments only (primary home excluded)
1/1/13 (The Start): $586,043
1/1/14 (1 Yr Later): $869,635
1/1/15 (2 Yrs Later): $987,351
1/1/16 (3 Yrs Later): $1,057,961
2017 (4 Yrs Later): $RETIRED$

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