We’ve been raked over the coals lately. We had to fire a builder who was helping us, but did shoddy work. Both of our girls got a nasty virus. Then the cold spell hit and froze our pipes.
However, out of bad can always come good. We found a builder who does excellent work and is helping me with carpentry (more on that later). Regarding the pipes, I now know how to plumb a house with PEX. It’s really easy and I highly suggest you try it. Do you know what a plumber costs?
Anyway, I stayed up late last night fixing the pipes and wasn’t going to post at all today, but then I sat down with the wife. I said, “Let’s see if we can spit out a quick post, how about the shortest books ever written.” Before long, we were laughing and bouncing ideas off of each other. Super fun! So, here is our list of shortest books ever written. Please chip in with some of yours!
Note: author in parentheses where applicable
NBA Pros share their best Money Tips
How to get Rich with Beanie Babies*
Peaceful, fight-free Car Trips (1500 children)
How I got rich taking Stock Advice from the TV
Big Book of Good Contractors that I’ve Hired
Quantum Physics for Dummies
My Favorite Gas Stations to fill up at (Mrs. 1500)**
Keys I haven’t lost, a Pictorial (Mr. 1500)
Toys that we’ve voluntarily put away (1500 children)
People we have lent Money To (1500s)
What I learned about Money in School
Plants Mrs. 1500 hasn’t killed yet
Getting rich by selling Amway or overpriced Candles***
Exciting road trips through Kansas and Nebraska
The Best Episodes of Small Wonder
The wit and wisdom of Paris Hilton
Adorable Spiders, a Picture Book
Best Recipes for Black Licorice****
Toilet seats Mr. 1500 has put down
Your turn! Leave your shortest books in the comments.
*This is the gift that keeps on giving WYOR.
**Mrs. 1500 hates fueling the car. She has a superpower where the low-gas light never comes on when she is driving.
***Few things are more painful than the family member or friend that gets caught up in an MLM and then aggressively tries to recruit you. Grrrrrr.
****I am one of the 3 people on earth who actually enjoys this.
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