Today, I was supposed to publish a fitness update. Unfortunately, I’ve been out of town, so I have no way to weigh myself or check my measurements. Also unfortunately, I went to the Minnesota State Fair.
Don’t get me wrong, the state fair was great. The weather was perfect:
I like tractors and there were millions of them there:
It all started to go wrong when I spotted this:
This place sells heart busting, deep-fried cheese curds. You heard correct. Cheese isn’t unhealthy enough, so let’s deep fry it! Ugggh.
The siren call of the cheese curd was overpowering, so I got in line. This was a poor decision.
When it came time to order, instead of opting for the modest tray (probably only 1,000,000 calories), I went for the bucket option (~ 1,000,000,000 calories). This was a very poor decision.
It didn’t stop there. Next, we headed to the dairy area. And… Well… Sigh:
Let’s review. Today, I ate:
- Most of a bucket of fried cheese
- A very large sundae
I walk, therefore I walk
In better news, there is a lot of walking to be done at a fair and walk I did. I’ve also been walking a lot in general. My goal for the year is 6,000,000 steps and I’m up to 4,232,274:
I’ve averaged 18,009 steps per day. If I maintain this pace, I’ll finish the year with 6,573,285 steps.
I’ll be back in a couple weeks with a proper update. In the meantime, keep me the hell away from cheese curds.
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